Our 6 days in a Jamaican Paradise

Upon arriving in Montego Bay, Jamaica, you may be asking yourself "Why?" as you stand in the airport customs/immigration line sweating from head to toe. But after departing the A/C-less confinements of the airport you will be amazed at the sheer beauty of the island. Going back about 4 days before we left for Jamaica, our original plan was to go to Costa Rica where we would take advantage of zipline canopies, rushing waterfalls, and beautiful beaches. A quick weather search led us to Jamaica where I pictured slow days lounging on the beach. Boy were we wrong.

Day 1

Jamaica is divided into Parishes with Kingston, the capital in the South eastern side of the island. The island has an effective road system, but the conditions and routes make travel longer.

Simple yet effective

Most airlines fly into Montego Bay. In addition to the airlines, cruise ships port here also. We arrived mid-afternoon and headed to the “Hip Strip” to get a hotel. The Hip Strip is located along Doctor's Cave Beach and Margaritaville. We stayed at the Caribic House. Some others in the area include Gloucestershire Hotel, Toby’s, and the Wexford. Our stay was $65/night, but can run up to $100/night. We put down our stuff and immediately grabbed a cab to Glistening Waters in Falmouth. This is a 35 km drive, but took us over 2 hours. Granted we did stop at an over-priced seafood restaurant on the way, but no one here is really in a rush.

Not our photo but it was amazing

Glistening Waters is like nothing you have ever experienced. To simplify, the microorganisms in the water illuminate once disturbed. The whole bay is home to these guys! Can you believe people actually chose not to get in and swim in this Avatar-like water? I would love to see this place during a nighttime rainstorm.

Day 2

Ackee with saltfish!

To get the full effect of the island, we had a traditional ackee and saltfish breakfast with nesberry. Our meal also came with yam (irish potatoes), plantains, and fried dumplings. The ackee was interesting, but I really enjoyed the nesberry, a local fruit. After breakfast we put on the swim trunks and headed to Doctor's Cave Beach to relax. Unfortunately, a cruise ship was in port and many cruise goers were on the beach. The beach was wonderful and water was pristine, but we wanted to explore!

Famous Doctor Cave's Beach

So we hopped on one of the buses, the Knutsford (pronounce Nots-fird) Express and headed to Ocho Rios to the east. Along the drive you really got a feel that there was more than just beaches to this island. Jungle covered mountains jetted towards the sky. Once in Ochi (locals called it this), we found a place at the Sandcastle. There are not a lot of options, as the Reggae Hostel was the only other option. We negotiated a taxi driver to take us to the under-rated Blue Hole. Due to the condition of the road, more drivers will fight to take you… fight back, because this place was amazing. We arrived shortly after the cruise crowd left, so we had it to ourselves and 3 others.

The Blue Hole

Massage time!

We had the freedom to do whatever we pleased, and I believe since the 5 of us there were all fit, we got to do some other things. We jumped around the watering hole and swung from rope swings for almost 2 hours. Afterwards we headed back to town to grab a bite.

Day 3

To fulfill our culture needs, we booked a tour at a local plantation. We chose an early slot to beat the cruise ship and behold, when we arrived at Prospect Plantation, there was 4 of us in all for the tour. The plantation tours take you back in time and show you how the cash crops, sugar canes, coffee, and pimento were cultivated. Prospect Plantation had a grand house at the top of the land over looking the ocean. It was very pleasant view. We spent the afternoon on the beach, which wasn’t as nice as Doctor's Cave, but it got the job done. We ended the day with an ox tail dinner in downtown Ocho Rios!

Day 4
The day started off slow with a 3 hour drive to Negril on the Southwest end of the island. Negril is home to the 7 mile beach, which is exactly why we wanted to go there.

Upon arrival, our day took an unexpected turn when a simple taxi ride to Rick’s Café turned into a day long excursion! Appleton Estate Rum Factory was something we both wanted to do, but it was almost a 2 hour drive. Brenan, our taxi driver, offered a deal to go to Appleton followed by a trip to YS falls, which is only 20 minutes from the rum factory. The tour is 90 mins long and not only informative, but engaging. We also got to taste test several samples of rum and get a small travel-sized keepsake.

Pelican Bar

We were all pumped heading to the YS falls, only to learn we missed closing time. Our taxi driver was a little bummed, so he offered to take us to Pelican Bar. Sure! Why not? I am so glad we did! You need to take a 15 minute boat ride to get to this bar! It had the perfect view of the sun setting.
We even had them grill up a fish while we drank. On the way home, we stopped at a fishing market and got some delicious conch soup before heading home.

Day 5

Our hotel was situated on 7 mile beach and it was relaxing waking up to the waves crashing. There was not a lot of time to sit around. Trevor headed to SCUBA (Becky is not certified) and got to explore some of the reefs just off the coast.
Most dive sites were 17m – 21m deep. The marine life lacked but there was numerous coral caves to explore into. Becky spent her morning getting a nice Caribbean sun burn sitting on the beach. After reuniting mid afternoon we headed to the famous Rick’s Café where we watched crazed people jump 35’- 40’ into violent waves.

Some of the staff climbed even higher and jumped off. Neither of us dared to jump. We walked down the road some to check out a restaurant with more reasonable prices. We landed at German Bar. German Bar is owned by a couple of Germans who moved here, oddly enough, they specialized in pizza. We met a lovely local named Diane who gave us interesting perspectives on the world.

Day 6

We packed our bags and kissed paradise good bye. We got to the airport around lunch time only to find our flight was delayed another 3 hours. Luckily the terminal had minimal air conditioning so it was bearable.